Hi,

Look I’m fuming right now, absolutely livid, down in the dumps, upset, lost. I had a date at 7.30pm. It was a nice date and a nice restaurant. I had my outfit picked. I was going to whisper words into his ear and show him pictures of sunsets and ducks.

Then I got this email:

from: Joe
to: David Farrier
date: Sep 21, 2021, 4:18 PM

So unfortunately, some…