An Ode to Meat Loaf

I remember Meat Loaf, the rock star who once spoon-fed me meatloaf.

Hi,

My grandparents were complete kooks.

One time when I was a kid we made the one-and-a-half hour drive to visit — finding grandpa Phil standing outside holding a bit of rope, which trailed off under the house.

It was unclear what was going on, so I wandered over from the car and asked him.

“Your grandma is under there trying to find a possum. I’ve tired…