My conversation with a cannibal

No, not Armie Hammer.

Hi.

I’ve had cannibals on the brain the last few weeks.

We all did, perhaps — at least those of us trying to keep up with the Armie Hammer news. You know, the guy who played the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network and fondled the recently-used peach in Call Me By Your Name (in the book, he ate it).

But my mind turned from Hammer eating peaches to eatin…