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katrine without h's avatar

I really thought u were being played there! Thank god it was because someone stole her phone

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David Farrier's avatar

I have to be honest, I thought I was being played too. But it all worked out.

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katrine without h's avatar

The real question is, why’d she stop using emojis 🤔 i think she went through something🤧

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Mara Wilson's avatar

She had fried egg, milk, but just bread, not toast? I don't know, David, Sophia seems great, but that's a bit suspicious.

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David Farrier's avatar

"Egg, milk, bread" is one of the funniest sentences I've ever read. I adore it. Hey Mara!

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Mara Wilson's avatar

Love to eat a shopping list for lunch

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Kris's avatar

🤣

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lydia's avatar

She waited more than four whole hours before replying to "it's weighing like a cloud over our friendship". You really made her sweat there, didn't you!

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David Farrier's avatar

She really left me hanging.

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Erica Bigari's avatar

Daphia best ship of the year (it sounds so good!)

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David Farrier's avatar

You get it!

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forgottensound's avatar

I don't know what the acceptable "comment-by" date is for years old posts, but I just read this for the first time and was dying of laughter. This is simultaneously the weirdest, sweetest, dumbest, most insane thing I've ever read and yet I don't think I'll ever be able to stop thinking about it.

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David Farrier's avatar

Sorry for the very quick reply - but I fully endorse this! Part of being a member is hopefully finding joy in the old stuff!

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Isaac Loom's avatar

Hopefully and patiently waiting for an upcoming movie adaption (with Charlie cox to play you, obviously)

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VixLou's avatar

You have no idea how much I have been waiting for this instalment... and please don’t let it be the last because I LOVE it!

Xx

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David Farrier's avatar

I am pleased. For me and Sophie, and for you!

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Elizabeth Joseph's avatar

Oh man .... David ... I feel like you are getting attached really quickly .....scared that you might end up in a catfish situation .

The 'phone getting stolen' excuse is not that believable because even if said thief was using it to mess around how would they send that exact same msg that you received 3 months ago ?

I just hope. .. You dont end up getting hurt if the truth is not agreeable ... Rather why not take converstaions with a fun grain of salt ... I mean so long as they dont ask you to transfer funds for their " terminally ill " relative ... Talking never really hurts ...

Great now i feel like a grandma .... Gonna stop now.

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David Farrier's avatar

Hi Elizabeth, please do know that I am very aware this is a scam! x

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Elizabeth Joseph's avatar

Hahahaha cheers then !

X

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Jules17's avatar

This made my day. Hilarious!

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Sophia Christina's avatar

Haha I love this so much. And not just because my name is Sophia.

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David Farrier's avatar

Glad you dug. I love Sophia (the other one, but you are cool too)

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Lana's avatar

This is the best thing I’ve read in a while. 😊

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Geo May's avatar

Your restraint is unbelievable 🙏

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David Farrier's avatar

What do you mean?! :P

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Lauren's avatar

It really all is about loved ones, friends, and healthy bodies.

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David Farrier's avatar

You get it.

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Lorenasavila's avatar

Script for HER part 2 is ready to be produced!

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Enrique Gtz's avatar

"Loved ones, friends, healthy bodies." I'm gonna make myself a bed-side motivational poster with that! Sidenote, it almost reads as if you were writing with a Replika

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Bonnie Dewart's avatar

This is very droll. Pure gold. My sister used to constantly advise me to invest in gold. Now, she was real and was motivated by a sort of kindness. I never did follow her advice. Glad you and Sofia have such a nurturing relationship. I hope she doesn’t break your heart.

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