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“No pounds. We’re just friends” is gonna be my new go to phrase when people mistake my friendliness for flirting

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I've been buzzing out over Simulation Theory ever since your initial webworm about it.

Last night I was getting ready to play a show and stood in the bathroom applying makeup, listening to the latest Chills' album. It sounded almost otherworldly and got me thinking about how - if we are in a simulation, then Martin Phillips' music is a culmination of all of the experiences that his simulation has been through, and here I am, privileged to be listening to that! It struck me how unique it really is, because while there could be other realities out there where there is a Martin Phillips who creates music, I doubt any of them would ever result in this exact album that I was listening to last night.

It also reminded me of an art exhibition I attended while studying, where there was an AI that had been programmed to create music in a similar way that a living person might. It didn't quite sound organic - But when you listened to it it was still stunningly strange and beautiful.

Somehow I am feeling really oddly comforted by this whole theory, in a way that is reducing my anxiety. Perhaps in the way a follower of a religion might, when they give themselves up to their 'creator'?

Anyway, rambling thoughts... That just keep rambling...

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I also loved this story! The little easter eggs got me laughing out loud, and I am a new Chuck Tingle fan.

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Glad you have discovered Chuck. And glad you are reflecting on this stuff - it's a fun way to think about life, and our place in it.

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This is hands down the greatest thing I've ever read over my morning coffee. Chuck, David, Marko, foot models, well-written fourth-wall-breaking non-erotic meta fiction... just perfect.

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It's such a fun read eh? Glad you enjoyed it. I smiled a lot.

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Having no prior knowledge or frame of reference for, well, any of this, I am not entirely certain where I am now. I will say that, while I was not high before reading this, I may be slightly high after reading. The Kazam/Shazam thing spoke to me particularly. So, well, congrats, David, for being worthy of whatever this universe is.

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This is the beauty of Chuck's writing, it really is like a drug!

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Yes... you don't need drugs when you have Tingle

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All of mankind led up to this moment. The discovery of fire, the invention of the wheel, the landing on the moon, the Internet, and now this story and you being on the cover.

Perfect story to brighten my day. Congrats to you for your dream coming true, and thank you to Mr. Tingle for the story.

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Very pleased you dug. Mr Tingle will be tickled.

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What a great post in too many ways. Oddly beautiful

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Morning coffee, David Farrier, Marko, Chuck Tingle. What a fabulous way to stave off a day home with a sick kid and ease my guilt for playing hooky from work. Thank you for introducing us to Chick Tingle. Also love that Monica's dad's dream made it in... I mean he is having a beautiful dream and we are lucky to be part of it

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“Fortunately, this series of unlikely events places Marko on a flight with David Faraway, a handsome bigfoot foot model and expert in simulation theory.”

Tremendous.

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This is the best thing I have ever read. The little details are what makes it! The ever-changing title of the game show, Bax offhandedly mentioning his anthropology degree, the incorporation of Marko...pure genius. How is he so good at being *so* funny and poignant at the same time??

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Tingle.

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Cool story bro!

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I loved this! So much snortling! What a wonderful way to start the day. Thank you David and Mr Tingle.

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You are now a bigfoot in my mind forever. Which Tingler would you recommend? I have my second covid vaccine tomorrow so likely to be feeling like shit, so some exciting reading might make me feel better. That's my excuse anyway.

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Gosh, it's hard to go wrong. Space Raptor is *iconic* - so I'd start there: https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/

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Thank you.

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Looking good you grub

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Huge news. Congrats.

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Ha, thanks Simon! As a fan of his work... I felt very happy. Good feelings. All the good feelings.

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Delightful and heartfelt.

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The ending really got me.

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