I Went on a Blimp

Metaphorically and physically drifting away from the hellscape.

Hi,

With the United States of America currently going down in a giant ball of flames like the Hindenburg disaster, it seemed like a good idea to get on a blimp.

That line is basically meaningless, but it sounded good in my head so I went with it as an opener.

In all truth, I wanted to do something fun.

I spend a lot of my time occupied with terrible peop…