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Jul 21, 2021Liked by David Farrier

When I worked at an Amazon warehouse in 2017, I never thought that I was collectively helping Bezos launch himself into space. All those hours of stowing dildos into cubbies were worth it, all for him and his penis rocket. Even though my 30-minute timed lunch breaks during a 10-hour workday were kinda short, I'm glad that I could sacrifice my hunger for the greater good of humanity. I kind of wish I still worked there, so that I could have full bragging rights.

I'm so glad you put this into a new perspective, otherwise, I would've never recognized my contribution to the space race.

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Jul 22, 2021Liked by David Farrier

Whitey on the Moon by Gil Scott-Heron seems rather applicable in this situation

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Jul 21, 2021Liked by David Farrier

Oh my god. We fucking did it! We all did.

We should all feel proud of our collective achievement.

We sent that cock shaped rocket into space. Truly blessed 🙌🏼

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Jul 21, 2021Liked by David Farrier

This is the best take on this racket I've seen. I'm a little misty myself.

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Jul 23, 2021Liked by David Farrier

I feel I have to confess to failing in my contributions to this noble cause - sorry team. Like a sociopath I use my local library and shop at the supermarket, or at worst, buy stuff from other people in my country.

Amazon - taking dickishness to new heights™

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Jul 21, 2021Liked by David Farrier

Bezos launching himself and his cock rocket into space is exactly why I have a prime membership. I’m sure that all the Amazon employees who have had to pee in bottles, or who have miscarried because they couldn’t get maternity care feel the same way. They all feel that it’s worth it, the suffering for such a great cause. I feel honored just to live on the same planet as him and to breathe the same air that he’s polluted by sending New Shepherd into space.

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Such a great post to read first thing in the morning. I needed this.

On a serious note, I didn’t get an email notification that you posted something new. Is there something wrong with the Webworm settings. I would hate to think that fellow webworms are missing out on such a great post.

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