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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

A quiet corner of the pub

B.Hello God, it’s me Billy

V. I’m here too God, me, Vinnie

( drinking noises)

B What do you want from us God? What wisdom do you have?

( silence)

V. I think, I think God wants us to be free

B. Freedom is important

( silence, drinking noises)

V. I also think God wants us to be both resolute about our action, but confused about the consequence.

B. I don’t quite understand

V. No I also don’t understand!

( drinking noises)

B But we’re determined?

V We are!

( silence)

B. What’s that God? You want us to bring other people along on our resolute yet confusing action?

V. I think he does

( silence)

B. And, what’s that you say? For those people to also bring along money?

V. Yes, lots of money I think I heard you say God. For freedom.

( silence, drinking noises)

B. We absolutely need to get lots of money

V. Definitely. No confusion at all there

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They prefer to stay in the dark. They believe the lightbulb is a government conspiracy to monitor them.

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

I woke my dog up laughing.

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

The classic “I do not understand” defence. Poor cops — last thing they need to be dealing with.

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

It makes me so angry that Brian T uses avoiding vaccination as a test of faith.

Thats sick as fuck. His points also specifically detail that he does not understand:

1) the bible verse he is quoting

2) how immune systems/ human bodies work

3) how vaccines function and what being vaccinated actually means

Its just embarrassing sharing a species with some people

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

i am so dang thankful to get these newsletters in my inbox so many stories i would not be aware of and i am learning about all kinds of scoundrels from around the world in interesting way. i had not heard of these scoundrels and this was intense look thank you bud

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

I made the mistake of reading that transcription at my desk in a quiet office and subsequently dribbled coffee down myself trying to guffaw silently.

David, your writing never fails to affect me in one way or another, and today I laughed my ass off. Thank you!

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

wow batshit

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That was so great, your use of caps and font size was masterful.

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

Vinnie is such a drama llama

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

I feel for those poor Police Officers who had to deal with them.

Of course, as soon as they're away from their supporters they drop nuts and comply ...

Unfortunately, they'll probably be back out in a few hours.

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

You can’t make this shit up. I should have been off to sleep, but now I can’t stop laughing at their demise. Thank you, David, as always.

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

"I will not stand down" oddly becomes "I will consent" when there's no-one between you and the cops

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Aug 19, 2021Liked by David Farrier

Did I see twitter people asking for the transcript to be set to music? Someone must do it. Right now I'm imagining highly emotional German or Phantom of the Opera style death scene.

"Poor me I'm so misunderstood, why do you hurt me? I'm dying now, dying. yeees I'm really dying, I'll be dead soon. Ah I'm so sad. Come to me now friends, i must depart. Death is near. Ohhhhh.

Dying just a bit more. You've paid a lot to see this so I'll hang on a bit longer... Remember me when I'm gone. Ah this is the end..."

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

Next level unhinged. I know that you can't logic any of their thinking into making sense, but I would argue that spreading a potentially deadly virus to people is, in fact, violent. That transcription absolutely made me laugh out loud, it's actually better than the video!

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Aug 18, 2021Liked by David Farrier

holy crap! Insane! Did I just see the false prophets / Mrs Doubt Pfizer’s getting their arses handed to them by the PoPo? That’s the most ridiculously dramatic & poorly acted Pop up theatre I’ve ever seen. Nuttier than squirrel shite. Thanks David.

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